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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Vogons:

"Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it. They are one …

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Vogons:

"Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy—not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

"The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

"On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you."

Contains one Vogon, clothing for said Vogon (which is a good thing, because he has as much sex appeal as a road accident), hair, a pose, and a microphone (which is a bad thing because he is almost certainly going to use it to read his poetry at you). 

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