Starring:
Victoria 3 .......... as The Damsel In Distress
Michael 4 .......... as The Wicked Vuillain
She Freak 4 .......... as Hilda, The Fairy …
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Starring:
Victoria 3 .......... as The Damsel In Distress
Michael 4 .......... as The Wicked Vuillain
She Freak 4 .......... as Hilda, The Fairy Godmother
Edit: I forgot to include the story that goes with it (and remember - like all good pantomime villains he can't see what we can see!)
"Ahh! My dear! You are finally mine! Mwahahaaaa!
You are indeed a very foolish girl to believe that, of all things, a fairy godmother is going to save you from my evil desires!
And that's not even a very good pretend magic word, is it? I don't thing you realise how silly "Emasculatimilda" sounds!
Perhaps you should have dreamed up a handsome prince to come and rescue you...
...errr...
...what did you say your fairy godmother was called?
It was Hilda, wasn't it?"
*gulp*
(Edit2: as anybody who's even vaguely aware of Harry Potter knows, with magic words it's all in the pronunciation. The proper pronunciation of this magic word, for those who haven'tyet worked it out, is "Emasculate 'im 'ilda!") « Less
