A sort of prelude to the 'Emasculatimilda' picture, which throws a completely different light on the story, and allows me to do a follow-up to that image …
more »A sort of prelude to the 'Emasculatimilda' picture, which throws a completely different light on the story, and allows me to do a follow-up to that image that doesn't involve nutcrackers!
Here's the words to go with it...
"But my dear Princess Rose, your stepmother has charged me, as your personal tutor, with an onerous duty. You must do your homework my dear!"
[Hilda (the fairy) soto voce] "He's right my little bundle of trouble - your elder brother didn't pay attention to his tutor, and look what happened to him!" (at this point I realised that her elder brother should've been in the picture too, doing something really stupid down in the courtyard!)
[Princess Rose]: "Oh, b****r off Hilda!"
[The Tutor (remember, he doesn't know about Hilda)]: "Oh Princess, why do you taunt me so! I have only your best interests at heart. But you simply must do your Latin homework tonight. I will find you no matter where you try to hide!"
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