You wanted money for college. Everyone said "Join the army!" Yeah, great idea. Until the zombies showed up. Now everyone's looking at you to save their bacon. Hey, you're just a photographers assistant! And you don't like that job because you're afraid of the dark and that darkroom is super spooky. But here you are, the only guy in a sweet battle ready commando sweater so everyone in the group is looking to you.
So go on, hero. Take advantage of that morph that lets the sweater easily fit right over your pants. Grab an inprovised zombie slayer and ask them to say "cheese" while you use thos photography skills to take a "headshot" that crushes their putrifying skulls! But don't get any brains on your snazzy sweater, it's too good to mess up with that stuff! « Less
