They say the captain is supposed to go down with his ship and you just ran into an iceburg. But hey, don't judge! Nobody else saw that iceburg either, at least nobody who wouldnt be equally to blame so you know they'll keep their mouths shut.. You graciously let all the passengers and crew off safely in the life boats, even that crummy telegraph operator who eats other peoples food out of the firdge. And now here you stand, alone on the bridge, determined to face your doom with a minimum of wailing and panic. But that went out the window as soon as the las boat was in the water and you've been guzzling bourbon like it's going out of style, which for you it will be in about five minutes.
Then, out of the corner of your eye you spot your salvation! Not a lifeboat, no, not even a life preserver. Instead, it's an inflatable pool floatie, in fact there are three: a duck, a flamingo, and a swan (thanks to morphs).
With this morphing prop you can make your escape into the icy waters while giving an air of tropical fun. They'll fish you out of the drink in your happy yellow pool floatie, your body intact but your dignity forever gone. But hey, that "body intact" part is pretty important, right?
Warning: this prop is made entirely from digital bits, ones and zeroes. Binary data becomes structurally unsound when exposed to water and is not to be used for lifesaving purposes. Do not attempt to use this 3D prop to save your life or your dignity. « Less
Great item, and thank you. :)