Hey, had a thought....what about going back to school?
Pick a course of study that will add to your professional skill base, go part time and apply for every grant possible. Sometimes it's easier to get education grants than it is to get food money. Then you'll be getting income, broadening your skill base and still leaving time to continue your work search, good luck with that BTW.
Or you could become an illegal alien gender confused minority with a disability and 10 kids to get some help.
"Disclaimer: The preceding statement was NOT directed at any particular person or group other than the governing body that denies aide to anyone that is truly in need."
The system is badly broken and the school route may be a good option to help you get back on your feet.